Ever have one of those days? I have them EVERYDAY!!

I have pretty much reserved myself to being kind of a old version of the kid Jake off of "2 1/2 Men". He had an epiphany one day about watching too much tv and how it has ruined his life...(he was 11 at the time) I think watching the life based television show we have at Bateman Hospital is kind of like a soap opera...but not as believable. Who is screwing who...who is getting fired...who is trying to get someone fired for screwing someone...blah blah blah. I have had employees share with me their sex life secrets...their bowel habits...sometimes their bowel habits ENTANGLED WITH their sex lives...DO NOT ask...one actually shared with me she thought had an STD...first sex in over a year and she thought she had...well...something that burns...LOL...apparently the tests were negative though...let's see...brother in law in jail...recipe advice...music advice on how to download mp3's..."how does my perfume smell?"..."can you still see this stain on my shirt?"...I got bitched at by an RN because they were having a "bad day" at which time I hung up the phone on them, not once, but TWICE...I dare them to write ME up...all of this just today, THEN somewhere in there I got my work done...I think...help...please...CALGON!!! Joe MAnchin and bowel movements...what an MAZING combination...tee hee.